vrijdag 23 april 2010

Miracle Worker Ari

Ari Gold: F**k the phones, Lloyd! Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency titty-f**k, don’t answer!

Lloyd: Ari, swear to me you will never say anything offensive to me about my race or my sexual orientation.
Ari Gold: I can't swear to that, but I promise I WILL always apologize after.

Ari Gold: All right, when you talk to Dana, tell her I'm going to take the pictures from Cancun, and start a website called "imahollywoodexecutivewhore.com" and there will be no password or fee required, and I will take out a full page ad in the LA Times promoting it. Tell her I want a f**king call back

Ari Gold: [after his Viagra has kicked in, to his angry wife] Come on! I'm like R. Kelly at recess here!

Ari Gold: Listen, Lloyd, do you want to make it? Or do you want to fold shirts at a Chinese laundry? Now pledge. Nod if you understand what I'm saying.
Lloyd: I understand.
Ari Gold: You can't just f**king nod?

Ari Gold: I wanna f**k Angelina Jolie. The only difference is, I might actually have a shot.

Ari Gold: [to his assistant Lloyd] *nodding drunkenly* That was a good speech Lloyd...If I was 25 and liked c**k, we could be something..

Ari Gold: Everybody stop. I didn't go to the Lakers game because they're playing the f**king Bobcats. And I came here today, because I thought this was a session on how my wife could learn to communicate. How to answer a question without a question. Basic Humanity 101. Which I thought, given your wall of f**king diplomas, you could easily fix. Or if you couldn't, you could give her a pill that would either fix it or make her a mute. But now, to turn around and gang up on me, I have work to do. I have hundreds of clients to deal with, and just so we're clear, I don't care about any of them. They're all just a number - like wife #1 and therapist #7. Good day.

Ari Gold: Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders, *everything* into a box! If you find a used condom, an executioner's mask, and a fucking spike paddle, don't think, just pack that bitch! Chop suey!

Ari Gold: Ah-ha, my "J" phase. I think I fired him for stealing pens. Why do I care about Josh?
Emily: Well, now he's an agent at Triad. And he's the one who gave the boys Queens Boulevard.
[Ari spins around and starts back to his office]
Ari Gold: That's why no more guys! You fire a guy, you create a rival. You fire a woman, you create a housewife.
Ari Gold: Dana, I have never cheated on my wife, not since she became my wife. But if you want to jerk me in the car now, I'm game.

Ari Gold: Just know that today, Lloyd, your love of cock is a huge asset to this company. (Voor de goede orde, Lloyd is homo =D)

Ari Gold: People. staff meeting has been canceled. You all have one goal today, to get Vincent Chase's brother, Johnny Chase, a job. Any job. I don't care if it's a porn shoot in which he is being gang-raped by a gaggle of silverbacked apes; if there are cameras rolling, everybody wins. Ten grand to anyone who can deliver this to me, TODAY.
Dit is zo'n coole serie. Puur door de karakter Ari Gold. Geweldig geacteerd.


Geen opmerkingen: